Aside from a good laugh, we’ve been able to donate thousands of dollars to various charities we link to our April Fool's jokes each year.
This year, we will be donating a portion of our April Fool's online sales to the Pediatric Therapy Network (PTN), a wonderful organization of therapists, parents, and volunteers that provide the community with high quality therapy, research, and education as it relates to fostering the best possible outcomes for children with special needs. A cause very near and dear to our hearts.View Your Offers »
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Why ship it when you can have it flown to your lab in 30 minutes? With Phenomenex Drone Express™ you can have your lab supplies dropped off (emphasis on dropped) within a 60 mile radius of your lab's front door.
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Candy made from 100% recycled lab waste
12-track album featuring Phenomenex's first music band
Our signature series for scientists. Confusion, Isolation, Validation.
Phenomenex Lab Mascot
Sit, fetch and roll your separations over with the official Phenomenex Lab Mascot.
Let Milton help you whip your methods into shape.
It's not just a labwipe. It's a miracle worker.
Verex Vials & Vial Kits
for UHPLC/LC/GC/SFC and MS analysis
Luna Omega LC Columns
High performance UHPLC C18 phase
Zebron ZB-5MS PLUS
Highly intert GC column phase
SUPER IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
If the drone actually makes it to your lab, please do not ask us if you can keep it, even though they are really cool. These drones are exclusive property of Phenomenex and must be allowed to return to the Phenomenex campus to be fed and watered. Drones should not be held for ransom in exchange for nerdbirds, nerdsocks, mousepads, or additional Phenomenex swag. Phenomenex is not responsible for any damages sustained to your shipments or to the order recipients as a result of drone delivery. No drones, unicorns, Easter bunnies or scientists were harmed during the making of this April Fool's Joke. However, legal did roll their eyes at the marketing department when they read this disclaimer (typical). Happy April Fool's day from your friendly and wacky Phenomenex family!